I don't keep any cookies on your computer.
My advertisers might do that.

I keep basic access logs on the server.
My advertisers might do that too, on their own servers.

I myself won't go selling any of your data.
I hope my advertisers don't either.

I track you via Google Analytics, mainly for the fun of seeing the traffic in real time.
Everybody does this. Probably for different reasons than me though...

I think that having a privacy policy is a bit silly.
At least mine is human-readable.

:P